Some of these originated when he was much littler, but as we are indulgent parents we have adopted them into the language of our bubble, after telling him real versions.
Warning! These are undeniably cute!
hairplain = aeroplane
serv-a-tree = conservatory
hair-con-dish-na = air conditioning
cotton tail snacks = prawn cocktail flavour crisps
doned = finished.
for-a-ges (emphasis on the a) = a long time
orange chicken petals = cornflakes
diamond might = dynamite
and some that we use to get him to eat….
squashed sausages = beef burgers
fish sausages = fish fingers
daddy’s special sausages = quorn sausages
batman’s favourite food = broccoli
jedi’s favourite food = pasta